I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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“And you're blind?" Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored. Were you born that way?" No." How did you become blind, uh,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Everybody said that a film that funny can't win because normally your Cannes winner will be something more serious. It's not very… — Claes Bang Copy Share Image
“He looks at me, the circle, then me again. “It’s really you, right? I didn’t create some simulacrum that was inhabited by… — Vaughn R. Demont Copy Share Image
Some of my favorite series from the past - like those by Norman Lear - are able to show care and comedy… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“He looked at the beautiful woman frowning up at him and his cock did nothing. His eyes shot back to Zoe and… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“I've got a dad thanks. Your just the jerk who knocked up my mum and left her to figure out what to… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
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“Brad Pitt just moved in with you. I swear, Tea, he looks just like a young Brad Pitt, and you get to… — Kersten Hamilton Copy Share Image
A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“His ears caught a sweet chiming noise, and a moment later a warm rush fell over his body. How we doing Rhage?… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Another growl, this one sounding like "you!" Or perhaps, "eew!" because that's certainly how I felt about this whole exchange. Everyone stopped… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
In Punjabi, we make romcoms or just comedy films because that's what the audience wants. They want family entertainers. We've tried making… — Ammy Virk Copy Share Image
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“The king killed his brother, who was actually king, so that he could be king. Then the dead king’s wife and baby… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR. I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“The Googleplex Star Thinker is a super-computer from the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity and has the ability to calculate the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
His wry sense of humour and his stalwart courage were an inspiring example to so many. His ability to laugh at Life's… — John McLeod Copy Share Image
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“He stripped to his trunks, then dove into the pool. We all watched as he broke the surface and climbed from the… — Lee Nichols Copy Share Image
“We live in an adolescent society, Neverland, where never growing up seems more the norm than the exception. Little boys wearing expensive… — Daniel Prokop Copy Share Image
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Poor innocent little lambie," God said, shaking his head. "Telion. I made you people in My Image. I swear, and drink, and… — Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I never set out to build some behemoth comedy career. My taste in movies is far more eclectic than that so my… — Shawn Levy Copy Share Image
I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
Those great and glorious actions that dazzle our eyes with their luster are represented by statesmen as the result of great wisdomand… — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I considered people who didn't like my work to be in some way defective, deficient, lacking a sense of humor, and not… — Joe Frank Copy Share Image
“I, too, like to read. Once a month, I go to the local branch. For myself, I pick a novel and, for… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other… — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
“After graduating, I'd moved to the Washington D.C. area to see what I could do with the skills I'd picked up from… — Jeff Deck Copy Share Image
“She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows. Now, my… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“The mockup of the poster in Lady Gloria's London flat was the same size as the ones plastered up in tube stations,… — Richard Tillotson Copy Share Image
“I get out of the car, and I'm blasted by the stench of body odor. Cricket is beside me, and he's talking,… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of… — Eugene Chadbourne Copy Share Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Sir John's confidence in his own judgment rose with this animated praise, and he set off directly for the cottage to tell… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
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