“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.” — Anita Clenney Copy Share Image
“I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return?” — Barbara Valentin Copy Share Image
“He was rugged, sexy and mysterious, all the things I never knew I wanted.” — Kathey Gray Copy Share Image
What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough.” — Gerald Everett Jones Copy Share Image
'NRT' is a comedy film, which has the extreme of emotions with Vijay Sethupathi and Nayanthara as the protagonists. — Vignesh Shivan Copy Share Image
“Nicely, thank you, Mr. Laurence. But I am not Miss March, I'm only Jo," returned the young lady. "I'm not Mr. Laurence,… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
'Dating Game' wasn't social commentary, political analysis, Shakespearean-level drama or even blunt-force comedy. It was just the televised equivalent of meeting someone… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
“Gwen: It's not going to work. Paul: Pardon me? Gwen: Cinderella's not going to sleep with you because you're taking the ugly… — Jo Leigh Copy Share Image
Certainly my personality, my sense of humor, my outlook on life was informed by the experiences of my parents and the stories… — Geddy Lee Copy Share Image
“And that must be Mr.Graves. My, aren't you the handsome one? If I had space free on my guards I might almost… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“First they done a lecture on temperance; but they didn't make enough for them both to get drunk on. Then in another… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Often people write stories about people who are suffering, and they're miserable all the time. That's not the case. You go to… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
“You know what's really freaky? Wes segues. "The fact that the psycho in question was the same guy who was after Debbie… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
Our first show, 'A Little Nightmare Music,' encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music. — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“I don't do vague. If I want to call you a coward, I will bock at you in no uncertain terms.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
5 Things I Find Attractive; A woman with a good sense of humor. A pretty smile. Bright eyes. Soft hair. A horrifying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I watched how people of India changed from social people to self diverted people, they are now started to be in their… — Dr. Poison King Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare has united the powers of exciting laughter and sorrow not only in one mind, but in one composition.” — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in. — Chandra Wilson Copy Share Image
It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Katsa, only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke.” — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad… — Jenna Bush Copy Share Image
“Trace is cooking Nonna's lasagna." "Wow. I must see this." "He was wearing her little apron and everything." "Got a camera?” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“People need irony in order to build interpersonal trust based on self-knowledge, humor and critical thinking.” — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Sin: I've survived a winter in Siberia when I was ten. Boyd: what were you doing there at ten years old? Sin:… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
“Marvelous, isn’t it, how these Germans can shoot back at us even when they’re fucking dead.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys,"… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
I have quite a dry sense of humour. It comes out when I'm feeling nervous. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her. — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
“Do you want your scarf back?' I asked. 'No, just the girl who goes with it.' Oh my gosh, that guy knows… — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
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