Humor Quotes · Page 518

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there.

— Sergio Aragones

“Janala is a fool, just bright enough to be proud of the wits she has, but stupid enough to be unaware of…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.”

— Christopher Farnsworth

Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.

— Anonymous

A good comedy's very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.

— Colm Meaney

Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it's not funny, they'll let you know.

— Jo Koy

“Extroverts communicate well with others, Introverts communicate well with themselves”

— pablo

“Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.”

— J. Lynn

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who…

— Lewis Black

“What the hell do you call that?" I asked him quietly. "Firefog?" "We could," he responded. "Kilvin would probably call it an…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in…

— Warren Ellis

“But I also like myself, my personality, my weirdness, my sense of humor, my wild and deep romantic streak, how I love,…

— Roxane Gay

I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the…

— Darlene Cates

If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you've got a pretty good shot at making a…

— Dwayne Johnson

“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at…

— Timur Vermes

“God had the males of the world neatly divided: the can-dos and the no-can-dos. To that he'd added a third category: 'the…

— Shobhaa De

“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I love comedy, but more than that, I love comedy that has a message and that has some stakes.

— Jermaine Fowler

I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented.

— Stephen Dorff

You know, there's endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park.

— Marlo Thomas

“After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a…

— Timothy Schaffert

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

— Kingsley Amis

“Before I was married I learned the difference between a cheap and expensive wine after I was married I learned to drink…

— Paul Smith

“Cersei stumbles from one idiocy to the next, helped along by her council of the deaf, the dim and the blind.”

— George Martin

“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”

— Lisa Logue

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with…

— Dov Davidoff

Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world.

— Goldie Hawn

I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do…

— Anonymous

Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever.

— Cristine Shye

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.

— Leah Hager Cohen

I remember watching 'Abbott and Costello vs Frankenstein' continuously as a kid and being amazed that my horror legends were making a…

— Tony Todd

“Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about." "Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook.”

— Richard Castle

You and I are the only people who can see this status message. So come on. Let it rip. Tell me all…

— Mandi Mayes

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

— Bill Cosby

“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?”

— Jefferson Smith

Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it.

— Jonas Hiller

“Well, we have a saying where we come from," said Louise. "Curiosity killed the cat." "And satisfaction brought him back," Been added.”

— W.D. Newman

Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman.

— Casey Wilson

I think laughter is crucial. Some of the original cultures, like the Dalit and the Native American, don't separate laughter and seriousness.

— Gloria Steinem

'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your…

— Roddy Piper