“Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I was called for 'The Great Indian Laughter Challenge,' but I turned it down because I wasn't sure of its quality. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! — Debbie Gibson Copy Share Image
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I grew up in repertory theaters, so it was comedy one night, drama the next. I'm used to going from one to… — Howard Shore Copy Share Image
“I'm going to be sick. I'm going to vomit that weird eggplant tapenade I had for dinner, and everyone will hear, and… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“This day, the next, a hundred years, it’s nothing. It’s a heartbeat. You’ll never be ready. The only woman whose love you… — Loki Laufeyson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars-… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“Salim,' She said, as if he were in the room. 'I'll have your guts for garters.' I has never heard this before… — Siobhan Dowd Copy Share Image
A movie is painting, it's photography, it's literature - because you have to have the screenplay - it's music. Put a different… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get… — Becki Newton Copy Share Image
“I am certain that Eric will get the job. His career path is very straight, like that of an arrow to its… — Weike Wang Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I always wanted to go that way, but I felt so passionate about drama. — Annabelle Wallis Copy Share Image
A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“It's common knowledge that shiny rocks are preferred among human females.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.” — R.M. ArceJaeger Copy Share Image
You don't expect to be touched by comedy. But when it happens, it's beautiful. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What women want is still what it's always been: either you or, more likely, not you.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I've always been a figure skater and ballet dancer. I love physical comedy, and any chance that I get to do that...… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
I actually pay careful attention to that sort of thing - infusing humor into my films - because that's how important I… — Park Chan-wook Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Well, of course. But, we already knew that. I mean... I am kind of a big deal-Matt Carter” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
It's a lot of people's goal to be the lead in a movie, and that was never my goal. I just wanted… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me you have OCD about this?” “OCD, ADHD—pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I’d have… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“...What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.” — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
