No teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
What are your troubles are, the whether you love me. They have good humor. But I am not a joke — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.” — Lita Burke Copy Share Image
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“Being with her can prove difficult, but life without her would be unbearable.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People dont even say grace before meals anymore. They just hold their phone over the plate, snap a picture, & then upload… — Onyxx Monopoly Copy Share Image
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All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it? — John Cleese Copy Share Image
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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Endings of television shows are sometimes such depressing things. I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Although the rudiments of snobbery are there, its finer developments are basically alien to the Australian soul - that is, if Australians… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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