Chong is my comedy idol, he has everything I want to be as a comedian — Amanda Hernandez Copy Share Image
“The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.” — Christian Cantrell Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot… — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I've made a lot of crazy comedy videos and said a lot of crazy things. If it's too offensive, I apologize and… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“I swear to hold my tongue about it till the end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able… — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
I think that there's always a time to be tongue-in-cheek, and there's always time for humor, but there's a time to be… — David Draiman Copy Share Image
“[Looking like a straight girl] means wearing clothes that seek and destroy comfort. These are garments designed by gay men to attract… — Mary Dugger Copy Share Image
“How could she explain to him what her love was like? That although it was a love stronger than death, it wasn’t… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“Two places away to the left was the don who had been Richard’s Director of Studies in English, who showed no signs… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Who me? God, no, I'm terrible . . . " Then, just as an experiment, I say, "And, besides, I don't think… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
'Dil Kabaddi' is an urban comedy about couples breaking up and reconciling. It's based on one of Woody Allen's movies. Can't remember… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
“For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda---patriot on board!" I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Wait." Walter went to the basket, taking what was a gray sleeve, drawing it out fro the middle of the heap. "Oh,"… — Jane Hamilton Copy Share Image
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