“At any other time, we would have been sheep in the company of wolves. But now, we have what people might call… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And… — Carol Bartz Copy Share Image
A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You know that movie ‘Dumb and Dumber’? If there’s an addition of a third member, I’d get the part of ‘Dumbest’.” — Martin Reed Copy Share Image
“That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Pimping was the ultimate power play. My most powerful tools of persuasion however, were charm and sex."~Jesse” — Jeri Estes Copy Share Image
I've always approached fashion with an element of humor. Otherwise, it's stale and boring. — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor,… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And until tonight I had always felt that there was a lot in it.… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment… — John Green Copy Share Image
“What is the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, exactly?” Tess asked, pursing her lips. Erin knew it was her attempt at… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
“... darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply its absence, and what was radiating from the book was the light… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Let the Pope be Pope. An animal-rights group in Italy has asked Pope Benedict to give up his fur-trimmed cape… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“It was a witty fiction of the poets, that when Mercury had cast Argus into a sleep and with an enchanted wand… — Thomas Watson Copy Share Image
We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer. — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
“One very important key to maintaining our daily sanity is a simple scheduling tactic I call Putting Things the Hell Off.” — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between.” — Phyllis Theroux Copy Share Image
I would love to do comedy. I'm actually really animated and goofy. I talk with my hands so intensely. — Tracy Spiridakos Copy Share Image
“Son of a bitch!” Hunter stared. “I fucking hate it when he does shit like that. That man has a supernatural relationship… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you knew you were going to hang, the only thing to do was grin at the noose.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
I learned that comedy is born out of strong characters. I won't begin writing a character until I have a clear take… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way". — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
I do films that I like. I have done comedy, romance, everything, and I always like to do it differently from the… — Abhishek Bachchan Copy Share Image
“Those who cannot win trophies and medals, they create status symbols for themselves.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Never underestimate the fury of an angry mother, Caspar. They're the most vicious creatures in the world.” — Elizabeth Hunter Copy Share Image
“If God does not have a sense of humor then I think it’s safe to say I was made by the devil.” — Cody Edward Lee Miller Copy Share Image
“You’ve lost faith in yourself? Isn’t that rich? A god who’s become a self-atheist!” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“The world is drowning in weirdness and lies…and here we are, so used to it that we're actually bored!” — Inio Asano Copy Share Image
I feel more at home speaking to American people than most people in the world - the humor, the culture. — Jack Savoretti Copy Share Image
When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
