Humor Quotes · Page 450

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

— Henry Allingham

“Life is like a game of limbo in reverse. The bar keeps rising higher and we need to keep rising to the…

— Ryan Lilly

I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.

— Zach Cregger

I love being a part of a romantic comedy. I've done a lot of comedies but haven't always had a ton of…

— Anna Faris

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to…

— George Mikes

Call Of Duty will have a guy thinking about joining the army...then finally you realize how many times you died.

— Lazarus Michael

I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky…

— Catherine O'Hara

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from…

— Matt Nix

“I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.” “Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that you have…

— Tahereh Mafi

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be…

— Ivan Reitman

“I didn’t have any money or ID. I didn’t have a credit card. Hell, I didn’t have a business card. What would…

— Jim Butcher

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the…

— Mitch Hedberg

Every role that I have taken on has demanded some kind of emotional range. I really, really would love to do a…

— Liana Liberato

I was considered a comedy magician. And - how do I put this without sounding egotistical? - it didn't take me long…

— Ricky Jay

CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we…

— Bill Watterson

Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad…

— James Burrows

I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face.

— Evangeline Lilly

To me, 'Scream' is a masterpiece on every level - the performances, the humor, the tone - it's just flawless.

— Marley Shelton

I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor.

— Anonymous

“Good things come in small packages. Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!”

— Shubham Choudhary

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

— Bill Maher

I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.

— Tony Tran

I grew up in a household where we watched a lot of comedy. It's just something I've always enjoyed.

— DeMarcus Cousins

“No one should ever go hungry, what with chewing ourselves out, eating crow and swallowing pride.”

— Chris Brady

“Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing”

— Ricky Maye

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever.

— James Simpson

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

— Groucho Marx

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos

— Imelda Marcos

“You can’t make it to God without interacting with the devil. 'The Adventures of Catrine and the Devil II”

— Stephan Attia

There is a strong ethical dimension to the best comedy. Not only does it avoid reinforcing prejudices, it actively challenges them.

— Steve Coogan

“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.”

— Ethan Day

“Well," she said, "I see it hasn't got a fuck of a lot better since I was away.”

— Alastair Reynolds

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

— Nicole Appleton

“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning”

— Ryan Lilly

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder…

— Russell Howard

“Into each life a little rain must fall, but in my case, does it always have to be a hailstorm?”

— Loreen Finn

“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am. Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.”

— Anna Banks

I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post.

— Raghib Clitso

I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps.

— Mohit Sharma