Humor Quotes · Page 436

I often say that ... I'm just involved in comedy, so I can be around it.

— Judd Apatow

I want being funny to be something that I can just use rather than something I need.

— Simon Amstell

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.

— Allen Klein

I've known Don Mancini for 22 years. We're dear friends. I know his humor, I know his mind.

— David Kirschner

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Sharing a meal can bond two people, and so does sharing a good laughter.”

— Wayne Chirisa

“I'm far from fat, but her using me as a sounding board on this topic is like me complaining to a blind…

— Emily Giffin

“Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary.”

— Chuck Klosterman

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you…

— Matt Groening

As far as best comedy show, Richard Prior live. The Long Beach show. That's the apex, that's the pinnacle. That's what everybody's…

— Eddie Griffin

“Poor boys are easier than middle-class or rich ones. Boys who've been busted are easier than boys who have not. Southern boys…

— John Valentine

“There is a funny story I always tell my students...when I came for the first time to the US. I didn’t speak…

— Pablo

“When faced with difficulties, a humble, understanding, appreciative and selfless person finds it easy to win a friend. On the other hand,…

— Janvier Chouteu-Chando

“Fox Jung...I dunno why I get so hungry whenever I see you. Just once...if I could swallow you up in one bite,…

— Hajin Yoo

“I guess I might be bi-curious," Ben said quietly." "What?" "I said I could be sorta bi-curious," Ben said loudly. "That's someone…

— Eli Easton

“I tried to go to sleep with my headphones still on, but then after a while my mom and dad came in,…

— John Green

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.

— Hobart Brown

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and…

— Dr. Seuss

“I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. ”

— Mich Ehrenborg

“We ain't in the game to love these hoes, you suppose to hit it and pass it to the left. I didn't…

— Wahida Clark

“the locals would just have to assume there'd been gas explosion. (we tented to cause a lot of those)”

— serpent's shadow Rick Riordan

“My body—I do not fall to pieces and be reduced to a big pile of lovable mush over a woman, never!”

— A.R. Von

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words…

— Tommy Chong

“Restraining, saving, assuring your checkbook balance...what does all taht amount to? If I go broke one day I'll just take out loans”

— Novala Takemoto

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.

— Keith Carradine

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

— Tracy Morgan

“If you can not answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.”

— Elbert Hubbard

“A best friend is one who understands humour in your most weird jokes..”

— Himmilicious

Don't say it's funny and miss the truth. Laugh at it while taking down the message.

— Terry Mark

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

— Tommy Cooper

I want to be able to play trailer-bound fatties in a Judd Apatow comedy.

— Benedict Cumberbatch

A gentle sense of humor will be alert to detect anything that savors of a pious 'act' on the part of the…

— Thomas Merton

“Many a man inlove with a dimple makes the mistake of marring the whole Girl”

— Stephen Leacock

Vaclav Havel had this great sense of humor. And you kind of felt that he was making a little bit fun of…

— Judy Woodruff

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

— Dolly Parton

“Confused? At a loss for what to do? Wow, sounds like you're human. Good luck.”

— The Nightvale Podcast

Comedy is so hard; it's so much harder than drama. The pacing of it, the energy of it.

— Josh Lucas

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

— Bertrand Russell

Acting, music, comedy are all just delivery systems to communicate ideas and stories.

— Kyle Gass

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

— Lily Tomlin