“Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.” — Rebecca Makkai Copy Share Image
“My heart is so light, I think it might be made out of air. It might float up and escape through the… — Robin York Copy Share Image
“What's the difference between depression and South America? If you really had to, you could conquer South America.” — Doug Westberg Copy Share Image
“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?” — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all...Im just one big emotional wreck...Could you guys go get me some… — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
“What do you think of Christmas?" "I like it," she said. "I think we should have it every year.” — Liz Flaherty Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
“It was terrible music to dance to; all you could really do was nod and hunch to the music. The girls all… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Alasdair yanked a pillow, shoving it under his arse. "I think you'll find I'm a heavy but remarkably fit and supple git,… — josephine myles Copy Share Image
You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“At least I'm not a font nerd." "A what?" Matt smiled. "You know. People who love fonts. There are people who go… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight chocolate, Miriam… — David F. Porteous Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Our children were allowed to help when they were little, urged to help when they grew a little older, and sometimes ordered… — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
“At Camp Don Bosco, there were Bibles all over the place, mostly 1970s hippie versions like Good News for Modern Man. They… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
My feeling is there is always that possibility for humour in tragedy. In life they go together. — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin… — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm actually into the idea of doing stand-up comedy, as a joke. You know how people do karaoke for fun? Well it… — Keeley Hazell Copy Share Image
“How well I know you by your deeds and how invariably you succeed in living down to what one expects of you!” — Alexandre Dumas Copy Share Image
“Hrun the Barbarian, who was practilly an academic by Hub standards in that he could think without moving his lips.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The number one premise of business is that it need not be boring or dull. It ought to be fun. If it's… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
“How many great gems were lost to thought and not put down to pen. You can but think of just a few… — L.F. Young Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.” — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor. — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
“Even though it was a tiny role, I was very proud to be a part of the comedy, which became a cult… — Anjelica Huston Copy Share Image
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.” — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Really?" I say. "Can you be any more conceited?" He nods. "Yes. Yes, I can.” — Wendy Mills Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“You will be so dead, dear Sister. Make telpon dari tadi kayak Kroasia ada di sebelah Jakarta aja. Huahahaha” — Sitta Karina Copy Share Image
The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Crazy people who are judged to be harmless are allowed an enormous amount of freedom ordinary people are denied” — Katherine Paterson Copy Share Image
I was always humorous by nature but, maybe, no one noticed it. Or, maybe, I looked just too intense or serious to… — Abhinav Bindra Copy Share Image
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