Humor Quotes · Page 397

Comedy can be fun no matter what you're playing. It always has the potential to be a blast.

— Ty Burrell

It is really sad that there's no recognition at the national level for comedy.

— Vivek

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

— Bill Engvall

A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

— Robert Frost

People look upon me primarily as a comedian. I'm trying to get away from that, though I do like comedy.

— Fred MacMurray

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

— Michaela Watkins

I think a sense of humor vital to get through life: It's a great link between people and can be very effective…

— Rita Tushingham

“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“One of the traits of sophistication is the capacity to cross borders between different cultural relevancies. Humor is often, intentionally or not,…

— Peter L. Berger

“I still remember the day I got my first calculator Teacher: All right, children, welcome to fourth grade math. Everyone take a…

— Simon Rich

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Children," Johanna drawled out. "They're such a joy. When you get married and have a family of your own, you'll understand what…

— Julie Garwood

“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it…

— A. Violet End

“I borrowed a hammer and the garage and disposed of both phones. I was pretty sure that I could have just pulled…

— Patricia Briggs

I think it's the same as comedy. They're just highly entertaining. They take you on a ride. They tap into your base…

— Elizabeth Banks

“I would appreciate it if you would stop… stop… ogling me like that," she hissed, tugging her very modest neckline higher. "It…

— Anne Gracie

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted…

— Steven Wright

TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A…

— Olubayo Adebiyi

I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and do comedy films.

— Illeana Douglas

“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.”

— Lish McBride

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

— Seth MacFarlane

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a…

— Carl Hiaasen

“Love and lust are friends together,but love alone is not friend with lust.”

— T.s

I prefer that laughter shall take me unawares. Only so can it master and dissolve me.

— Max Beerbohm

“The authorities are excellent at amassing facts, though they do not always use them to advantage.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I've never heard of a comedy that hasn't had reshoots, especially for the ending of a movie in a comedy.

— Bradley Cooper

“My name is Kevin James Breaux and I am an author. Why does that always sound like I am introducing myself at…

— Kevin James Breaux

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

— T. J. Miller

“Companies may never come up with a better office communication program than a lunch break.”

— Amit Kalantri

The comedy of each age holds up a mirror to the people of that age, a mirror that is unique.

— Edith Hamilton

“Hey,” he pulled away and put his hand on my face. “What are you thinking about?” “Your butt,” I admitted.”

— Diana Peterfreund

“Did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never," growled thunder, "let's give him the works.”

— William Steig

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If we lose our sense of humor, then we most certainly have lost our perspective, and therefore our happiness and joy.

— Senoraroy

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important…

— Kiefer Sutherland

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny

— Green Monk

“If the Super Bowl is the ultimate game, how come there is another one next year?”

— Duane Thomas

“I sometimes think if I did not write I would be a madwoman. Now I am a sane woman with a lot…

— Kendall Hailey