There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour. — Mura Masa Copy Share Image
Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.” — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
“Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it. — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
“In it {a film Peter saw} a sadistic sergeant broke the spirit of soldier in a military prison by beating him up… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Trying to corral the suburban stampede with a bunch of school buses was like herding cats. Actually, it was worse than herding… — Tanner Colby Copy Share Image
“What would it be like to think what a gerbil thinks, from a gerbil's point of view? Kind of like Thomas Nigel's… — Steven James Copy Share Image
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I always think of myself as a comedy feeder type person, and that feeder lets themselves get out of your comfort zone… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Why did I even think that girl would help? So…I need her. Why?! Why her? What is it that makes her so… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“The demon needs permission to stay?” Kyle asked, a bit amused now. “Of course. You need to give it permission to come… — Aparajita Yadav Copy Share Image
I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know?… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
“Laughter is magic that dispenses clouds and creates sunshine in the soul.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left… — Catherine Austen Copy Share Image
The real story of Netflix is complicated: an epic tale full of struggle, disappointment, drama, humor, and achievement. — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us” — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.” — Meagan Macvie Copy Share Image
“I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.” — Barbara Harrison Copy Share Image
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.” — Jack Vance Copy Share Image
“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far… — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
With something that's not based just in comedy, you can be a bit weirder in a slightly realistic way. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.” — Ian Stewart Copy Share Image
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. — Shifu Copy Share Image
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!” — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
“Impertinent children ought to be given six coats of shellac and set up in public places as a warning to others.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I really am thankful that I got to do The Proposal movie the right way with people who taught me how to… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
“Me and Mike, ve vork in mine. Holy shit, ve have good time. Vunce a veek ve get our pay. Holy shit,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“We crossed a small but sturdy wooden bridge a little later, but no trolls were taking tolls.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
I think empathy is romantic. I think humor is romantic. Kindness is romantic. I think those kind of gestures of caring and… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
