“For your penance, say two Hail Marys, three our Fathers, and," he added, with a chuckle, "say a special prayer for the… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
“Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“… a person who tries to use reasoning to explain faith gets lost in the wilderness of incomprehension.” — Janvier Chando Copy Share Image
There are a few genres that I am quite sceptical about, for example, horror and comedy. — Rohit Saraf Copy Share Image
Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation. — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
Look, tennis is a funny sport. I always try to do my best and play as best as I can. — Bernard Tomic Copy Share Image
“Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV?… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't want to just play the same thing. But with The Red Road, no one has ever seen me like that.… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’ Because you called me a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“After a half century of ministry, F. J. Hallett claimed that in the actual work of a parish, the most successful leader… — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
Kerry Washington is the most fun: she cracks me up! Everyone talks about how drop-dead gorgeous, smart, and fashionable she is, and… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the… — Jason Priestley Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, his holding could calm the babies, but soon they wanted more motion and wouldn't allow their father to sit… — Ha Jin Copy Share Image
“Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of roles in comedy for women of a certain age to play, especially with a 22-year-old. — Eva Gutowski Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I've been a horror fan pretty much in the sense that my sense of horror and my sense of humor were both… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
“That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.” — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. — Teller Copy Share Image
“Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh. — Sreenivasan Copy Share Image
Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding. — Adam Page Copy Share Image
In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down. — Ben Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
“Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whether you think you're right or you think you're wrong. You're right." "If you think in pictures, write. If you think in… — Krista Kedrick Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: "Well, fuck.” — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too. — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
![“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash” quote by Jordan Castillo Price](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/251/jordan-castillo-price-17382_bruise_what-the-fuck-happened-to-you-you-look-l_2955968.jpg)
