“you should learn that life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.” — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
I don't mind going from sadness to comedy in a split-second or mixing the two up. — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I've used my sense of humor as a coping tool. It's gotten me through a lot of challenging times. — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter rarely lasts longer than a few seconds, it's true. But how enjoyable those few seconds are. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“There's a saying," Aeneas said: "Keep an eye on Greeks when they offer gifts." He spoke wryly. "Horses, particularly.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t stop staring. “Sweetheart,” he said, “is my slip showing or something?” — Shelly Reuben Copy Share Image
“The 1960s ended sadly, as did Bonnie and Clyde, as did Jules and Jim, as did Thelma & Louise, a film they… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“It's gas! It's gonna blow!" Ben shouts. He throws open the passenger door and takes off, running in a panic. He hurdles… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
“I've often wondered - where do the people who WORK at coffee shops go to meet their friends - Do they go… — James Lee Schmidt Copy Share Image
“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a… — Daniel Klein Thomas Cathcart Copy Share Image
“Some people expect things to fall into their lap. Oh, they might work a bit for it. I'll just shake this tree,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“The Jabalites … They worship no god; and if we in goodness of heart do send a missionary to show them the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Comedy is able to point out things in ways that more serious people cannot. — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.” — Troy Soos Copy Share Image
“Honey, he looks slippery as soap." And then adds, "A girl could lather up in soap like that.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Jesus shrugged. “Have you read the Torah? God doesn’t pick the best of the best. He picks the guys who need help.” — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited. — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
I think I have a good sense of humor, but I don't consider myself funny. — Da'Vine Joy Randolph Copy Share Image
“My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'.” — Richard de Crespigny Copy Share Image
Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Bridget - I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark. Joan - I like my tea like… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Something about Floridians, man - they are good to me. I'm glad my comedy translates to them. — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Deep, hearty, clean and compassionate laughter is vitamin-tastic fuel for the soul.” — Ethel Russell-Ajisomo Copy Share Image
“Jeden ze zakladnich zakonu stesti: Vzdycky se mej na pozoru pred jakymkoliv uzitecnym zarizenim, ktere vazi min nez jeho manual.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I would love to see an adaptation of 'Less' by Andrew Sean Greer. It has all the things I want in a… — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
He shows a greater mind who does not restrain his laughter, than he who does not deny his tears. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“Child, there's a sayin' every fishmonger has. When you buy land, you buy stones. When you buy fish, you buy bones.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
Humor is hard, hard, hard. And if you fail with humor, you don't fail halfway. You drop the ball humor-wise and everyone… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. Im not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
