“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes--then when you criticize him you will be a mile away, and… — L.C. Russell Copy Share Image
In comedy timing is everything, but Betty White is the rarest of comics who seems to have mastered time itself. — Brian Williams Copy Share Image
I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'd like to do something dramatic or a different kind of role, but I tend not to separate comedy and drama all… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I walked with a sexy, confident walk, just like Bambi on his first walk.” — Carolina Soto Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Writers are the most pathetic souls when it comes to expressing their own feelings. Their personalities are as complex as the characters… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
We kind of lost a lot of that and puppeteers were sticking to the script and we thought everything needed to get… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
It stank pretty bad, of course: manure was caked all over the wagon. But we were free. Right then I was elated… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
If you're a good actor, you should be able to do soap, comedy, Shakespeare, musicals, pantomime, and something like 'Frozen.' Of course,… — Anita Dobson Copy Share Image
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thunderstorms were common in Sarantium on midsummer nights, sufficiently so to make plausible the oft-repeated tale that the Emperor Apius passed to… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“The items on the counter in the shop had been pawned by a man who had used an American driving licence as… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“There is nothing wrong with feeling cold in Alaska at -70 degrees. It's when you feel nothing at all that it times… — Sergeant Major Copy Share Image
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Clearly romantic comedy is my franchise genre, I don't mind saying that, it's true. I love doing them and hopefully always will… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life. — Mike Mills Copy Share Image
I maintain that some Jew wrote it who probably heard about Christian people but never encountered any. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“To read someone else's work is good, to have them read yours is amazing!” — Rishi Barua Copy Share Image
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one. — Arshile Gorky Copy Share Image
Indonesian people don't get satire; that's the thing. There's no thought in our humor. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“For thirty minutes I sat back and felt the glimmer of pride that historically precedes the most catastrophic falls.” — Antony John Copy Share Image
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath. "Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've always had the laugh. It just happens. It used to embarrass my parents. — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
