Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. — Teller Copy Share Image
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
“Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Whether you think you're right or you think you're wrong. You're right." "If you think in pictures, write. If you think in… — Krista Kedrick Copy Share Image
I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too. — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
“That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it?" said Ron... "He seems like a very… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“You want to know a secret?" "Always." "My real name is Dave." "I see." "This doesn't seem to amuse you." "I met… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“The Tragallion pack wasn't exactly welcoming them with open arms ... All in all they were an angry, weary-looking group. Jace tucked… — Sarah McCarty Copy Share Image
“Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. If you know any one who is gay, beguiling and… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“They are friends because they are both beautiful specimens of maledom." "Beautiful specimens of maledom?" "That's right. And there are very few… — Krista McGee Copy Share Image
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
“Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: "Well, fuck.” — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour. — Mura Masa Copy Share Image
“Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.” — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
The real story of Netflix is complicated: an epic tale full of struggle, disappointment, drama, humor, and achievement. — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
“Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left… — Catherine Austen Copy Share Image
“Laughter is magic that dispenses clouds and creates sunshine in the soul.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it. — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us” — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.” — Jack Vance Copy Share Image
Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.” — Barbara Harrison Copy Share Image
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
“Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.” — Meagan Macvie Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.” — Ian Stewart Copy Share Image
With something that's not based just in comedy, you can be a bit weirder in a slightly realistic way. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
