“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“The most powerful sex organ was the brain, you know what that means Poor Justin!” — Sarah Strohmeyer Copy Share Image
“Lucas shook his head. "We haven't caught him yet. We're still looking." "Every ship but your four fastest," I murmured to myself.” — Cassie Alexander Copy Share Image
I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do… — Ronald Perelman Copy Share Image
“You can keep the ‘aww’ without having the ‘eww,’ creating a stronger plot!” — Kaylee Stepkoski Copy Share Image
“You have no tail!" said Brightspot. her own whipped suddenly forward; she stared, first at it, then at Wilson."How do you manage?” — Janet Kagan Copy Share Image
Having a sense of humor is a part of being courageous. It's a source of strength. — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
Performing a play or a musical or something is obviously an incredible rush, but I don't think you get that immediate response… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
“The thing about patience, I mean real patience, is that it is most needed when there is something you really want to… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Late the fourth evening, Many Horses visited Maiden’s lodge. At first Loretta sensed that Hunter’s father was taking measure of her, and… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I've never sat down with the intent of trying to shock or anything like that; it just so happens that the sense… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks,… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“I should need to be a herd of elephants, I thought, and a wilderness of spiders, desperately referring to the animals that… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny. — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Shit,” he said as if she were being funny. “I’m not going near that door. Looks like the devil farted pure hell… — A.R. Wise Copy Share Image
“Oh. My. God. I kissed a prince, I flipping kissed a prince! I flipping tongued him!” — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“But he's nice," Barby objected. Tom Bishop smiled without humor. "Most pleasant and interesting man I ever knew was a burglar.” — John Blaine Copy Share Image
We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation. — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
There are a few genres that I am quite sceptical about, for example, horror and comedy. — Rohit Saraf Copy Share Image
“… a person who tries to use reasoning to explain faith gets lost in the wilderness of incomprehension.” — Janvier Chando Copy Share Image
“Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV?… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Look, tennis is a funny sport. I always try to do my best and play as best as I can. — Bernard Tomic Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of roles in comedy for women of a certain age to play, especially with a 22-year-old. — Eva Gutowski Copy Share Image
On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.” — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
I've been a horror fan pretty much in the sense that my sense of horror and my sense of humor were both… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
“Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down. — Ben Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding. — Adam Page Copy Share Image
Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh. — Sreenivasan Copy Share Image
