Humor Quotes · Page 325

“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.”

— Carla H Krueger

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

— Bill Hicks

“While you're moving about your way in this world, just remember, read long and prosper. Cheers!”

— Virginia Vayna

“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.”

— Marie Jacquelyn

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

— Rudyard Kipling

While there are different genres of comedy, I am for family entertainment.

— Javed Jaffrey

“If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are…

— Ellen Phillips

“In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.”

— Alistair McHarg

“Cole: " There's the old Nik. No 'how do you do', no talk of the weather. Just a good swift kick to…

— Brodi Ashton

It is commonly said that ridicule is the best test of truth; for that it will not stick where it is not…

— Lord Chesterfield

If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter…

— Eric Idle

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of…

— Bob Newhart

I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't…

— Carol Leifer

“‪Am I dead? Is this heaven? No, I can't be. I'm realizing this as I process my second sensation: discomfort. I turn…

— Karen Bergreen

I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a…

— Hannibal Buress

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for…

— Tina Fey

“If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“We are not in a foul humor, Belkin. We are in a corrupt-tempered mood. There is a difference, you know.”

— Rachel Heffington

“I was thinking more of laughter and smiles. For example, the feeling I get when I read a good book.”

— Scott D. Southard

I think having a sense of humor is just as important a coping mechanism as it is a gift for everyday life.

— Camille Grammer

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

— Henry Allingham

“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is…

— Nick Alexander

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things.

— Charles Bukowski

Call Of Duty will have a guy thinking about joining the army...then finally you realize how many times you died.

— Lazarus Michael

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to…

— George Mikes

I love being a part of a romantic comedy. I've done a lot of comedies but haven't always had a ton of…

— Anna Faris

I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.

— Zach Cregger

“Life is like a game of limbo in reverse. The bar keeps rising higher and we need to keep rising to the…

— Ryan Lilly

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from…

— Matt Nix

I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face.

— Evangeline Lilly

I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky…

— Catherine O'Hara

“Good things come in small packages. Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!”

— Shubham Choudhary

I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor.

— Anonymous

To me, 'Scream' is a masterpiece on every level - the performances, the humor, the tone - it's just flawless.

— Marley Shelton

I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.

— Tony Tran

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

— Bill Maher

“No one should ever go hungry, what with chewing ourselves out, eating crow and swallowing pride.”

— Chris Brady

I grew up in a household where we watched a lot of comedy. It's just something I've always enjoyed.

— DeMarcus Cousins

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

“Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing”

— Ricky Maye