There is a strong ethical dimension to the best comedy. Not only does it avoid reinforcing prejudices, it actively challenges them. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees? — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
“You can’t make it to God without interacting with the devil. 'The Adventures of Catrine and the Devil II” — Stephan Attia Copy Share Image
Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever. — James Simpson Copy Share Image
“Well," she said, "I see it hasn't got a fuck of a lot better since I was away.” — Alastair Reynolds Copy Share Image
“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am. Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
Cinema is a composite art into which you can include all conceivable art or entertainment forms. In film, I can work with… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“The key to Lincoln's famous employment of humor is not that he failed to appreciate the tragic aspects of human existence, but… — Elton Trueblood Copy Share Image
“When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?" "We like… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I thought she wanted out. We should've brought cuffs and a gag." Clare frowned. "What's wrong with you, Blake? This is a… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a hint,” the woman said with a smile that held no friendliness at all. “You’ve slept with my husband.”… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Into each life a little rain must fall, but in my case, does it always have to be a hailstorm?” — Loreen Finn Copy Share Image
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. — Nicole Appleton Copy Share Image
What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I always say to Blake Griffin that he has a better comedy career than I do. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.” — Ernst Kretschmer Copy Share Image
“he just clamps his lips over mine and sticks his tongue so far into my mouth I feel like I'm being examined… — Poppet Copy Share Image
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
“My mother’s father was just called “The Governor,” or “Himself.” Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn’t as crazy as it… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“We're needed to save an innocent barrel of wine from a lecherous duke's son.” — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
“You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen… — Lucca Kaldahl Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Captain," the canoeist named Eric began, taking a step forward. "Have we been Bermuda triangulated?” — Talia R. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“The Park's nice,' his father conceded, 'but the rest of the country is just people in huge cars wondering what to eat… — Edward St. Aubyn Copy Share Image
“These folks zigged when the rest of the world zagged. And once you cross the line, there's no coming back. Mark my… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
