“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“When someone detonates a suicide bomb, that person does not have career prospects.” — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
Knowing about comedy has helped me with the drama. To see people laugh, it's like there are moments of catharsis in the… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“You want a lesson, boy? If you find yourself being born, climb back in as quick as you can, because life's a… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I am a standup comedian who has performed comedy in the Middle East in front of thousands of Muslims. And believe it… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought…HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“There are lots of things that never go by rule, There’s a powerful pile o’ knowledge That you never get at college,… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
Woody Allen's sense of humour has always attracted me, and I love the way he can make life so meaningful and yet… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
“Doing nothing sometimes hurts more than doing something. Life doesn't come with a guarantee, which is just as well, because most guarantees… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“It had taken him by surprise when the bride had asked him. Why would she want him in her wedding? And that’s… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Merry has just found her bio dad Sly and is meeting him for the first time (as her dad) and her beau… — Ashlyn Chase Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
Vasan Bala is one of the best and has his own style of doing things. In his films, the humor is dark… — Harshvardhan Kapoor Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person,… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Got to have a sense of humor about things and not take ourselves too seriously. — Layla Kayleigh Copy Share Image
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
“Again? Honestly, do you guys think she’s hiding in Shakespeare’s Sonnets?” - Tina Lewis” — R.J. Morse Copy Share Image
“Our mind speaks by the lips, but, our Hearts speaks through our actions.” — Orosa Nakpil Malate Copy Share Image
Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
“I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead.” — Bethany Frenette Copy Share Image
“Wearing dark denim, he look more like one of those guys in GQ magazine than a soulless alien version of the goat-sucking… — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How often have not the demons called 'Nix,' drawn women and girls into the water, and there had commerce with them, with… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.' — David Faustino Copy Share Image
“Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.” — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
When you see your friend at the bus stop, and they live too far... ha ha ha.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be really tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Alex Low Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I think about writing, comedy doesn't interest me in the slightest. I can play comedy, but I don't think in… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan Copy Share Image
“The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Fate doesnt exist, if you find someone you love that loves you back, its called luck.” — Natalie Stenger Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
