Humor Quotes · Page 317

Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do…

— Ronald Perelman

I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile.

— Anonymous

“Lucas shook his head. "We haven't caught him yet. We're still looking." "Every ship but your four fastest," I murmured to myself.”

— Cassie Alexander

Having a sense of humor is a part of being courageous. It's a source of strength.

— Kerry Kennedy

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

— Matthew Lillard

“You can keep the ‘aww’ without having the ‘eww,’ creating a stronger plot!”

— Kaylee Stepkoski

“You have no tail!" said Brightspot. her own whipped suddenly forward; she stared, first at it, then at Wilson."How do you manage?”

— Janet Kagan

“Oh. My. God. I kissed a prince, I flipping kissed a prince! I flipping tongued him!”

— Luella Christie

“I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again." "I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested. "You did it…

— S.E. Jakes

“Desjani pulled out a ration bar. 'Hungry?' she asked Geary. 'I had something earlier. Is that a Yanika Babiya?' 'No. It’s .…

— Jack Campbell

“And this is the library,” Mrs. Simcosky said, leading Beth into a generous room with a fire flickering in a river rock…

— Trish McCallan

“Count yourself fortunate." He made an elegant sweep of his hand toward the sun. "Daylight does not make them turn to ash,…

— Lynn Viehl

Obviously we're doing a comedy [Fresh Hell], and our intent is to entertain, but we're also really aware and trying to stay…

— Brent Spiner

“There was also a great absence of people, including behind the mahogany-topped reception desk. Now, there’s a time when an unlocked premises…

— Ben Aaronovitch

You learn so many different skills on the show «Merlin». You're constantly asked to do green-screen, horse riding, comedy scenes, dramatic scenes,…

— Colin Morgan

When I wake up, I'll read something and I'll feel angry. And then I'll calm down a little bit. I'll think about…

— Ted Lieu

“But he's nice," Barby objected. Tom Bishop smiled without humor. "Most pleasant and interesting man I ever knew was a burglar.”

— John Blaine

We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

— Alexander Pope

“Shit,” he said as if she were being funny. “I’m not going near that door. Looks like the devil farted pure hell…

— A.R. Wise

“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real…

— Josh Stern

“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”

— Lance Manion

You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.

— Kurt Russell

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear…

— Bill Cosby

“That's one small step for a man ... but a really big step ... for a baby.”

— Harlowe Pilgrim

“Bad improvisers block action, often with a high degree of skill. Good improvisers develop action."(p.115)”

— Malcolm Gladwell

It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.

— Seth Rogen

“Jesca returned the smile. 'You are a brave one--or perhaps foolhardy.' 'Difficult to tell,' Cope said cheerily.”

— Steve Rzasa

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.

— David Sedaris

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he…

— Tim Vine

“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a…

— Larry Correia

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

— Russell Howard

“Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.”

— Laura Lippman

“Just think how it would look if a reader walked into a café you'd recommended and found it taken over by vegetarians.”

— Anne Tyler

“Buddy I have lived through three wars and several major political skirmishes. You can't beat me down with your boring-to-death sales pitches.”

— Anissa Rafeh

I wanted to do a film which was in the not-so-serious zone and wanted to try comedy.

— Akshara Haasan

“Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants.”

— Jessi Arrington

“The Nevernever," she murmured, almost to herself, "I'm in the Nevernever. I'm in freaking faeryland.”

— Julie Kagawa

“Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I…

— Amy Elizabeth Smith

“I was court-martialed in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my…

— Thomas Hardy

“-The Lord says to forgive is devine. -The Lord didn't go to high school with you.”

— Dakota Cassidy