“Come to think of it, Your Majesty, I believe I must still be growing. Either that, or you are shrinking.” — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“My eyes flickered when I heard the Voice inside my head. (You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Should I be concerned over the obvious delight our daughter takes in the ultraviolence?" "It's genetic.” — Young Justice Copy Share Image
Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter. — Del Close Copy Share Image
“And since Rebecca already placed your order five minutes ago, I can only assume that this was an excuse to check out… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
I'd actually love to do more comedy, but what I really wanna do is an indie drama - an intense indie road-trip… — Finn Wolfhard Copy Share Image
“I used to be a Christian, but I decided to follow the teachings of Jesus instead.” — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“No wonder everyone is keen to put their feet up and let Fate look after them. It's rather like your granddad. Or… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“My Chocolate Mudslide is going down smooth when we hear the three bells. Bing. Bing. Bing. But instead of Dan Dan the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“The captain would...turn off the conversation, like a consummate man of the world, to some topic of general interest, such as the… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
“Tacos will grow on Christmas trees before I learn to carry a tune. Fortunately, it doesn’t matter. In karaoke, talent means nada;… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
“Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.” — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Americans don't like puns and plays on words, which is totally opposite in the comedy world to France or even Italy and… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.” — Kasie West Copy Share Image
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“You can’t even begin to fathom the amount of fucks I do not give about what you want.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
“Phury was the only other possibility, but he was a celibate with a broken frickin' heart. Not really man-whore material.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.” — T.R. Wallace Copy Share Image
“They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.” — Kim Gatlin Copy Share Image
The best thing about serial drama - especially about screwball comedy - is blocked love. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy," Mom told me. "You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh… — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Copy Share Image
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.” — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
It makes me mad to hear these popular orchestras make a jammed-up comedy of a song like 'Wreck on the Highway.' It… — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
