“I’ll have you know Southern isn’t a synonym for stupid.--soon-to-be-released novel, Cape Cursed.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing, and I don't know if I am talented enough to do… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
“The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.” — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ” — Kimberly Cheryl Copy Share Image
“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Darn kids! That’s it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“He paused by Theo's door, knocked with his free hand. "Get lost, creep." David looked down at Maddy. "I assume he means… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
If I can laugh with people, it makes me feel safe with them. If I feel someone has no sense of humour,… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
“This showed once again that everyone had something different to lose in this battle. Some were concerned for their lives, and some… — Kai Meyer Copy Share Image
“My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I… — Yelle Hughes Copy Share Image
“Man, didn't anybody ever tell you that art is propaganda? It doesn't matter whether you think it should be or it shouldn't… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
We all are typecast, especially when we get success by doing one thing. Whether you are an action hero, romantic hero or… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Ash has a huge customized Barbie collection. Aside from Horror Movie Barbie (head lopped halfway off, torn and bloody clothes), Commando Barbie… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“You were in the trunk while they —” This time, Gentry closed his eyes. “Please. I’m going to have flashbacks. I don’t… — Tovaley B. Kysel Copy Share Image
“Listen, if you’re not totally surrendered, you’re not playing. It’s as simple as that.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Tragedy turns into comedy when you watch your own drama and realizing it as a mind-created fiction designed to create you a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor. — Jonathan Shapiro Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that. — Chris Cooper Copy Share Image
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.” — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Onze boosaardige aartsvijand had de concentratieboog van een peuter die hyper was van de suiker.” — Shanna Swendson Copy Share Image
It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“You're cooking", said Elizabeth, and each word came out of her mouth as if it was ashamed of being in the room… — Liam Perrin Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive. — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
We will meet; and there we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously. Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2 — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
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