“If the ball does not fit your dog's mouth, it is not your ball.” — Avesta Afshari-Mehr Copy Share Image
“WYTIWYG” (pronounced “witty-wig”): What You Test Is What You Get.” — Kelly Gallagher Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.” — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
“When in doubt," the mage Numair Salmalin had taught the pages, "Shoot the wizard.” — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“His hand snapped shut over the device and then he crossed his arms. Aria stared in horror. Her Smarteye was buried in… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“It is better to have money and not to need it, than to need it and not to have it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She tips back her head and howls: Moooooown! Oh wonderful moooooowwwwwyyyn!” — Carol Emshwiller Copy Share Image
Laughter makes me come alive. Either being made to laugh or igniting it. — Melissa Rauch Copy Share Image
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And as for you, Gaelen is your uncle, your mother's beloved brother. He's your family. Learn to get along with him. You… — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“People need hope Michael, as much as they need a leader. You and Gabe are the answer to both of those things.… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Men came in and dragged us apart. It took us five minutes to bring Nora to. She sat up holding her cheek… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“You’d really give up your big, swanky apartment?” “If you don’t want to move in there with me, yes.” “But you love… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“Logically, when Maestro Gott some years ago, after an especially cruel critic had compared him to "a zombie who causes acute depression… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'd probably be better off without trying to satisfy me, with my sense of humor. There are things that I have said… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
