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[Beaches] is a pretty picture and I just liked having somebody like Bette [Mudler] who can be flying in the big comedy… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is… — John Irving Copy Share Image
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“In the eleventh century obese English king William the Conqueror took to bed and consumed nothing but alcohol to shed pounds, a… — David Sax Copy Share Image
I wanted to do comedy, but I didn't grow up wanting to be a standup. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
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