The formula to my music is that it has to have comedy in it. The vulgarness cannot be digested without a little… — Too Short Copy Share Image
“TANDAAN: your mind is your weapon. Pagyamanin natin ito at magiging handa tayo sa gulo na dulot ng paghihimagsik ng puso at… — Ramon Bautista Copy Share Image
“Maybe Shay was right; all eligible men were either dead or traumatized.” — Hati Bell Copy Share Image
“You can't know what you need to know until it's up for you to know it.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
“To be weak.' 'Excuse me?' 'That is his deepest fear. To be, in essence, without power.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Constipation ran Presley's life. Even his famous motto TCB— 'Taking Care of Business'— sounds like a reference to bathroom matters.” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“It did not seem possible, much as he craved the comfort of a woman of intelligence, of humor and balance and perception.” — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
“She’s crazy. I wore a moustache my last year at Oxford, and it looked frightful. Nearly as loathsome as yours. Moustache forsooth!”… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Didn’t your mom teach you to not creep up on a girl in a hearse?” I snapped even though I knew my… — HeyLoQueeKayy Copy Share Image
“I shall be your guide through the fields of frantic holiday shoppers. You will come to depend on me. I'll be your… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold… — Faith Ford Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t entirely his fault that he was so emotionally challenged, she thought, putting a hand on his jaw. “You’re so pretty,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
To be honest, I am somebody that, as long as I have a character, it doesn't really matter if it's comedy or… — Hannah Tointon Copy Share Image
Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“From that original colony sprang seven names that still feature on the landscape: Roanoke (which has the distinction of being the first… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less.” — Nicholas Butler Copy Share Image
