Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being a dominatrix gave me the ultimate power: to sing without self-consciousness.” — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
“First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.” — Susan Toy Copy Share Image
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fun is going to enhance interest, because people don't feel incompetent when they're having fun. — Matthew Richter Copy Share Image
“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which would be used for comedians. And politicians.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It is easier for an ambitious friend to become an enemy than for an enemy to become a friend. It is even… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“The inexplicable is always terrifying. But it wouldn't be so frightening if you stopped to ask yourself whether there's ever been any… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“I'm sure lovely girls such as yourselves need not worry about this"—Madame LaRoche begins, and I have a hunch we're about to… — Amy McAuley Copy Share Image
“How did you get out of the suicide door?" Her disbelief was a living, pettable thing. "Magic." Her eyes narrowed. "There is… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
When I first came to America, I went into William Morris Endeavor for a meeting and I was like, "Yeah, I'm from… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
“ This is why they say you should look before you leap. They say a lot of things. Carpe diem. Even platitudes… — Swati Avasthi Copy Share Image
![“If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not the only beings with personalities, minds capable of rational thought, altruism and a sense of humor. That leads to new respect for other animals, respect for the environment and…” quote by Jane Goodall](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/14e/jane-goodall-950_altruism_if-you-look-into-their-chimpanzees-eyes_3215215.jpg)
