Crotch-punchingly real!

“Jesus, you never fail to surprise me, baby.” He’s supporting the heavy bike, and us, with his strong legs braced on either side. He…

— Kristen Proby

“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and…

— darynda Jones

“My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too…

— Lisa Kleypas

“All I think about is you.” He moves my hand to his chest and I feel his heart beating rapidly against my palm and…

— Ella Dominguez

“I can’t help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle”- She pointed at her crotch-”when guys venture there, they tend to stay”

— Kresley Cole

“Another one says she has asnap-off crotch. What do you think she means by that? I'm a little worried,though, about all these outbreaks of…

— Don DeLillo

“Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me like I…

— Jennifer Echols

“Can you put your hands on my crotch?” “Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice…

— Jennifer Echols

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

— Kim Harrison

“Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me.”

— Barry Lyga

“This time his growl was sexy instead of adorable. “Sending me to the cop shop with a hard-on. That’s what you’re doing, you know.”…

— Meghan March

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really…

— Bob Saget

There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is…

— Christopher Abraham

Best way to forget someone or something? slam your crotch into a tree. you'll be to worried about your crotch instead of missing someone.

— Patience