“Day one of school and he was already improving life for his host. What a great parasite he was.” — Charleigh Frederick Copy Share Image
“Our sense of humor," said Mother, her eyes pooled with laughing tears. "They can't take that away from us, right?” — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!' — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
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It's safe to say I'm a comedy nerd. I listen to so many podcasts. I just love to laugh. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
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Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about… — Sean William Scott Copy Share Image
“Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple… — Dermot Davis Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if it's easier to address tough themes through humor, but I do think it's more fun and makes such… — Camille Perri Copy Share Image
“ A woman's touch?! ' he repeated, 'What is he thinking hermano ? Stukeley frowned. ''Captain doesn't know whether it's dinnertime or… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“EFFERVESCENCE AND EVANESCENCE We've found this Scott Fitzgerald chap A chipper charming child; He's taught us how the flappers flap, And why… — Keith Preston Copy Share Image
“But this is something new!' said Mrs. Munt, who collected new ideas as a squirrel collects nuts, and was especially attracted by… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
“If art can never offer levity, then I'll have none of it!” — Annette (Schrab) Clark Copy Share Image
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