“I have no great fondness for the universe, but I do live there” — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I love every single genre from documentaries, horror, comedy, drama, '80s, classic, I have it all. — Lydia Hearst Copy Share Image
“And that’s how you go on. You lay laughter over the dark parts. The more dark parts, the more you have to… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Ones again, someone my innocent childhood should return from me again. I am forget laughter was filled with negligence — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Comedy can be harder because if you aren't making the audience laugh, they're going to turn on you quicker. They'll go along… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
“He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well,… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
Yes, when you see for the first time, a great laughter arises in you - the laughter about the whole ridiculousness of… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant,… — Shannon Lyndsy Copy Share Image
“Kenneth was a sitting duck. In fewer than three years he would kneel alone in this very room, on the exact spot… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Men laugh because God laughs, and right now, God is laughing at you.” — Traci L. Slatton Copy Share Image
Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them. — Francine Chiar Copy Share Image
“We were all dressed like a ragtag group of reject ninjas.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
