“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Just been told that I've been in a car crash with Stephen Merchant. I was eating cereal in my pj's when I… — Hayley Atwell Copy Share Image
I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese_flag. — Ismail Ibrahim Copy Share Image
“And what more can hobbits do? They can be comic, but their comedy is suburban unless it is set against things more… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“When you’re in the role of the teacher, the teacher must take on the role of the student and learn from him… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they… — R.S. Vern Copy Share Image
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
“Shira turned and blew kisses toward her clients who had pressed their faces against the salon window like children in a candy… — Terri Gillespie Copy Share Image
“Don't be so sure,' Cassie said. 'We're fighting for Mother Earth. She has some tricks up her sleeves.' 'Good grief,' Marco said.… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fucking funny.” He’s glaring at me now, and my face sobers. “Trust me, I know.” I swallow. “You’re very sweary.”… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brad will tell you. He puts a movie on, I'm asleep in 10 minutes. I have no patience. But the kids love… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“...being a weatherman in Ireland is about the biggest scam going.” — Rachel Friedman Copy Share Image
Faking a laugh just impress your crush that you have sense of humor. — Ira Dominique Copy Share Image
“A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home.” — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“These relics have a history then?' 'So much so that they are history.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
