Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God--have you noticed?” — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“Besides, we were fifteen, and we couldn't get our feelings to match up with our brains. So we went with our feelings.” — Karen Swallow Prior Copy Share Image
I decided to do a comedy. It's a good mind-set to go into work and be happy every day instead of being… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“He believed he was dead and used to rage at his wife because she wouldn't bury him. I'd a-done it.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
I think as far as the action genre goes, I like when it has a sense of humor. I'm a Jane Austen/Jane… — Maggie Grace Copy Share Image
I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown.… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“Richard had met Jessica in France, on a weekend trip to Paris two years earlier; had in fact discovered her in the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I stumbled through the dark underbrush again crying out as I plunged through a thick spiderweb. My arms frantically brushed away the… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“At sixteen, he was cursed with all the certainty of youth, unleavened by any trace of humor or self-doubt, and wed to… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“You made the right choice," Roden whispered. "Though you did choose his name rather quickly. "He has a skinny neck. He'd have… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Trust me, I never underestimate my charm or any of my other magnificent attributes. They work great on women. Alas, men tend… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
Unless it's a flat-out farce, an actor can't play comedy on film. — Frances McDormand Copy Share Image
