Humor Quotes · Page 137

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.

— Cynthia Lewis

I think empathy is undervalued in a lot of these comedy writers' rooms.

— Nell Scovell

In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing.

— Bobby Farrelly

“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

— Denise Jaden

“Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat! Do you have my cat?”

— M.A. Stacie

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

— Oliver Goldsmith

I was a poster child... for birth control!

— Rodney Dangerfield

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.

— Andrew Eldritch

“It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.”

— Amber Kizer

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Who all is in there? Speak up and be quick about it!' 'A Methodist and a son a bitch!”

— Charles Portis

“Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?”

— Frank Calvin Mann

“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that…

— George Saunders

I think comedy Ive learned is really just about relaxing and trusting yourself and allowing yourself to fail.

— Jamie Lynn Sigler

“I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.”

— Cindy Brown

I'd like to give every member of our cast a best supporting comedy Emmy.

— David Mandel

“That is why I love Starbucks. It doesn't matter how much money you have or what social world you're from, chances are…

— Kyra Davis

'Ralph's Party' was a romantic comedy, and at the end of it, the two main characters, Ralph and Jen, kiss for the…

— Lisa Jewell

A friend of mine wrote a script, a feminist romantic comedy. She had a feminist scholar consult on it. My friend said,…

— Gillian Jacobs

I definitely don't take any of intrusions in my private life personally. You learn how to have a sense of humor pretty…

— Christopher Bollen

“Packing is one of those many things that I feel I know more about than any other person living. (It surprises me…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position…

— J.K. Rowling

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in.…

— Baron Vaughn

Comedy as a genre is the one that has given me maximum success, and I do broadly get associated with this genre.…

— Riteish Deshmukh

“If pain is a pot of boiling water, humor can be the rising steam.”

— Cameron Conaway

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

— Bo Burnham

I don't get a lot of romantic comedy scripts.

— Ryan Reynolds

The word 'comedy' implies slapstick.

— Ridley Scott

“I knew something was wrong when you started being so polite.”

— Lloyd Alexander

“And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!”

— Timur Vermes

“Great googly-moogly, I needed to stay away from this vampire.”

— K.F. Breene

When death comes too near, comedy and tragedy fall silent.

— Mason Cooley

I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.

— Jane Austen

“Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?”

— Dav Pilkey

“My mom was so upset that she took me shopping for new clothes.”

— Stephen Chbosky

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

— Britney Spears

“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.”

— a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015

“Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.”

— Steven Erikson

It's not all about beauty! It's also about a sense of humor.

— Carolina Herrera

“In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.”

— J.G. Ballard