“Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.” — Jaako J. Wallenius Copy Share Image
“Sorry, just ignore the man behind the curtain. Great, a subconscious with a sense of humor.” — Sonya Bria Copy Share Image
“All in all, I was harking back to the Ancient Greeks. When you get old, you always hark back to the Ancient… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“O Chid learn your ABZ's and memorize them well, and you shall learn to talk and speak and read and write and… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“You say you hate your job? There's a 'group' for that; it's called everybody and we meet at the bar.” — Drew Carrey Copy Share Image
“Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that.” — Rohan Candappa Copy Share Image
“On and on we wander in these pages--and we never reach the point because, happily, there is no point to reach.” — Beverley Nichols Copy Share Image
Comedy - particularly the frothy and frivolous - is notoriously neglected by festivals and awards. But it's bloody hard to get right. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“Frowning, puzzled, I cross my arms over my chest. "Go to hell." His eyebrows lift as he draws near enough so that… — Marianne Curley Copy Share Image
“You know how much I want a Vespa. I’m Vespa Desperate. It’s a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex… — Bronwyn Scott Copy Share Image
When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, the… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“Originated by the green leading-edge in academia, this aperspectival madness of “no truth” leapt out of the universities, and morphed into an… — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
“I pulled my suitcase out of the backseat of my bug, along with Cannoli's new travel case, a spiffy animal print pet… — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
