“I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time” — Angelo Spagnolo Copy Share Image
“Honey -- even Ray Charles can see that you have control issues.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Ain't no decent woman ever had that many husbands to die from natural causes.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“I should have said no, but if the tech half of the business got himself killed, who would update the website?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“ So amaze! Such name! Sssssarah with five s's is Still two syllablessssss ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people think we're completely mad! — Emma Bunton Copy Share Image
“Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“Where were you?" I know my husband well enough to know when he's reaching for an excuse. I stare at his lips,… — Joz Maxel Copy Share Image
“Claudette Colbert was not Hollywood’s greatest beauty, but her trim little figure, round, kitten-like face, and obviously intelligent good humor made her… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
“Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
The more a character wants and the less a character has the ability to get what they want, the more you have… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
“Toph looks at me. I nod gravely. In this world, in our new world, there will be rocking. We will pay tribute… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“There is something so INEVITABLE about seven-and-twenty; it is decidedly on the wrong side of the decade for a lady, particularly an… — Stephanie Barron Copy Share Image
I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try something out in front of an… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
“Brilliant? Ha! Your about as bright as a black hole!' Ellen resorted.” — Charles Ogden Copy Share Image
If your dreams are not entirely sweet dreams, are they Swedish? — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
