Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've been called a funny person for a long time. I don't know that I know anything about comedic acting. — John Cho Copy Share Image
And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I think what I realized is I want to do everything, but I love to always go back to comedy. — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
“I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
In good comedy, the structure comes from truth and that weird eye that looks at the way life is. — Ciaran Hinds Copy Share Image
“Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
You cannot say, because I am from Naples so I like the mixture of drama and comedy all together. — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
“The Jabalites … They worship no god; and if we in goodness of heart do send a missionary to show them the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One of the things that's funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy is that people go 'Oh, you're great, but I don't… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I think comedy drama is a tricky one. But it's like in real life: often really tense, dramatic situations can be punctuated… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“Note savages, eh? They live in mountain caves and dress like wild men. They walk about in woolen petticoats, which they are… — Marsha Canham Copy Share Image
“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a… — Daniel Klein Thomas Cathcart Copy Share Image
“I've often wondered - where do the people who WORK at coffee shops go to meet their friends - Do they go… — James Lee Schmidt Copy Share Image
“The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES. When you're improvising, this means you are required to agree… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted. Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly. Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Words are funny things - They are free until you use them.” — Darlenne Susan Girard Copy Share Image
About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
