I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If you're gonna take people on a journey that deals with some pretty heavy themes, I think you best have a sense… — Francesca Gregorini Copy Share Image
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign.” — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“But if you smile too constantly, the smile is apt to get fixed like the smile of the hyaena.” — E.Nesbit Copy Share Image
One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When I lived in the UP of Michigan I never saw a fight in a bar. It's hard to hit a person… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
It stank pretty bad, of course: manure was caked all over the wagon. But we were free. Right then I was elated… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a good actor, you should be able to do soap, comedy, Shakespeare, musicals, pantomime, and something like 'Frozen.' Of course,… — Anita Dobson Copy Share Image
“Thunderstorms were common in Sarantium on midsummer nights, sufficiently so to make plausible the oft-repeated tale that the Emperor Apius passed to… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
“It's gas! It's gonna blow!" Ben shouts. He throws open the passenger door and takes off, running in a panic. He hurdles… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
“Some people expect things to fall into their lap. Oh, they might work a bit for it. I'll just shake this tree,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
