“When George is hanged, Harris wil be the worst packer in this world” — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Walking away from her… Now that was a whole different section of the bookstore. -Markus, Dark Desires at Midnight” — Jessica Lee Copy Share Image
“Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house... — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“The boy sang in a shrill high descant and seemed to be trying not to sing in tune.” — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just being around Salman Khan, who is so energetic and humorous at the same time, is always entertaining. — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
Men of humor are always in some degree men of genius; wits are rarely so, although a man of genius may, amongst… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“I wonder what I’m going to be when I grow up,’ Rob asked himself. ‘Well, not a film star,’ Mike said. ‘And… — Randolph Stow Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here, anyway? You don’t strike me as the speed dating type.’ ‘I lost a bet with Alfie,’ he… — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
“I never talk back. I listen and always remember your every word, so come pen or mouse, never forget that I will… — L.M. Fields Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be better if the Elves would just shut up and go away? Hey, what if they stopped throwing a fit… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“The crafty otter produced a flat pebble from his helmet, spat on one side of it, and held it up for the… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?” — Sherley Mondesir-Prescott Copy Share Image
“Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
