Humor Quotes · Page 108

I call my wife and daughter before every show and they say, 'Be funny.'

— Nate Bargatze

How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.

— Alice James

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

— Anonymous

“Life is, enlightenment once again postponded.”

— Saroj Aryal

“You were chastising me. You may continue.”

— C.L. Wilson

I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.

— Fred Armisen

But you shall not escape my iambics.

— Catullus

I am romantic, witty, naughty... and I show that in my acting.

— Dharmendra

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

— John Oliver

“She knew it! Charlotte just knew it! And now her daughter was boyfriend-less! Yes! Wait-no! Oh no, poor Lu.”

— Shannon Hale

“I stepped forward as commanded, wondering which of the many rules I had broken now.”

— Georg Rauch

“The secret of his success is that he never went to business school. Imagina all the lessons he never had to unlearn.”

— Peter Lynch

Comedy is a very lucrative business now, but when everyone first went into it, it didn't make sense from a financial standpoint.

— Jim Gaffigan

“I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.”

— Russell Brand

“All’s well that ENDS well, eh, Chuck?” his father joked as his mom and little sister giggled. Pale as a ghost, Chuck…

— O. Penn-Coughin

After all, when a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence.

— Thomas Wentworth Higginson

People are at their most mindful when they are at play. If we find ways of enjoying our work blurring the lines…

— Ellen Langer

I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk…

— Richard Lewis

“You're a dead man, Roarke. You don't know it, but you've already stopped breathing. The walking dead. And when you finally realize…

— J.D. ROBB ( NORA ROBERTS

“I'm bored," he says. "So go home." "I don't want to. What do you do when you're bored? You don't have Internet…

— Colleen Hoover

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of…

— Joy Williams

The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get…

— Rob Delaney

“He makes it sound so Zen. Or Jedi. Like some kind of Wolf Yoda. There is no try. And maybe that’s all…

— Kat Kruger

“Aye, a very bad business indeed. A new sort of way this, for a young fellow to be making love, by breaking…

— Jane Austen

“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.”

— Tim Minchin

“Nothing of importance happened today.”

— Anonymous

The best humor is offered up by the stupidity of your opponents.

— Barney Frank

“Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth.”

— Doug Solter

I started doing comedy because it was an escape for me.

— Patti Harrison

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

— Jon Stewart

“Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry.”

— Katie MacAlister

With Irish drama, things are told with humor.

— Rory O'Malley

“A Sorcery community? Do they have a Facebook page?”

— Leia Shaw

What holds you back in comedy is fear.

— Sinbad

I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy.

— Jim Piddock

What is pornography to one man is the laughter of genius to another.

— Anonymous

“No one goes with Pigs where Muslims reside and is welcome by anyone”

— Fredrick Oginga

Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

“The truth isn't laughable And the trust isn't funny at all.”

— David Levithan