I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!…as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for those who don't have a sense of humor, imagine the decades they're missing on out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a rapper is all fun and games until tax season rolls around and you can't recall exactly how many racks on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It must have been perfectly dreadful to see a woman every day for five years, and not give her a pie, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In that day, we didn't have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's doesn't matter how different your characters are. Just find a common goal! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't help but wonder what would happen if I removed the USB before my device was ready... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some things on which you can't place a value, your laughter is one of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm near you,I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
