Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've fallin asleep during a movie...you're no longer watching the movie the movie is watching you...wishing it could go to sleep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imagine that. You just can't let your entire life go by worrying about your damned thighs. You'd never find happiness.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont hide the fun inside you , dont speak the false inside you , just get ready and let everyone fallow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its true that laughter really is cheap medicine. Its a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrows math test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing youre life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully…burned the house down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
