“However, there are quite a few current artists doing clever, creative musical comedy, including The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Anime-isms” like tsunderes, wind blowing up skirts to expose panties, POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, dedicating your life to someone you met 3mins ago,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There will be pain." (Qyburn) "I'll scream." (Jaime Lannister) "A great deal of pain." (Qyburn) "I'll scream very loudly." Jaime Lannister)” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The old, hard, humorous head was pulled in, and the thick tail slapped in under the shell, and when the cat grew… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment that when you are walking on the street, remember something very funny and can't stop smiling like a retard — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“(Uncle) would remark that it was impossible to get by without such a (portentous and whimsical) tone when speaking of many things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Flurries early, pristine and pearly. Winter's come calling! Can we endure so premature a falling? Some may find this trend distressing- others… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion, style, compassion, generosity and humor and finally with kindness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless a man or woman has experienced the darkness of the soul he or she can know nothing of that transforming laughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Economists give their predictions to a digit after the decimal point to show that they have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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A great man reigns over himself with kindness and humor, and therefore never feels the pain of rejection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
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