For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Writing is a failure. Writing is not only useless, it's spoiled paper.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys, if you ask a girl who she likes and she says Oh nobody. 1% are telling the truth. 5% are lying.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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