My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Please don't tell me to relax it's only my tension that's holding me together.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common ground is good. Being misunderstood, thats not good. Sometimes humor is good...Sometimes misunderstood... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was the other man, basically. The OB which is lingo for original boyfriend not obstetrician was just ridiculous looking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She had...the glimmerings of a sense of humour - which is simply another name for a sense of the fitness of things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That moment you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone else is just getting on with their lives as though… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have many qualities that make you as great a man as any other here at the Althing. In the first place,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dismissed like a dog. Damon groped for his jacket behind him, found it, and wished that his groping for his sense of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So do you really expect me to continue to believe that incredibly sucktastic we’re-just-a-bunch-of-grease-monkeys line? Seriously, dude, I could eat a bowl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“After earning a degree in Marketing at Auburn University, I spent the next five years in the business world, which is a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Je me rends parfaitement compte du desagreable effet que produit sur la majorite de l'humanité, tout ce qui se rapporte, même au… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A body is a body." Viscarro shrugged his bony shoulders. "Dead, alive, alive, dead. I fail to see the importance of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I've learned in school: if the homework is study or read...you don't have any homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Money may not buy happiness, but it allows you to shop in better places for it. ” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
