When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
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Friends frequently ask how I, given my politics, dealt with seeing my brother and his companion, Richard, together for the first time.… — Laura Ingraham Copy Share Image
My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because… — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
Why do some people COMPLAIN about the HEAT outside but when it gets COLD they put the HEAT on in there HOUSE… — Whitegirl Copy Share Image
I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“The Duchess looked at Chloe with a look that said, You had the chance to tell him, but you chose to carry… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I probably would never be able to direct a comedy because I'm not that funny. I don't have that funny bone in… — Luke Scott Copy Share Image
So you say you want be free from the man? okey quite you job , burn your money, leave your family, school… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been of more value to mankind than all… — Henry Brooke Copy Share Image
“So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?" "That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney." "Oh, really?" "O'Reilly, actually. But what's… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“It seems the only thing that can rob you of your formidable powers of inquisition is the sight of me without a… — Magic Hunter Caine Copy Share Image
You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood… — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and weirdos, why the hell do people… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from… — Plato Copy Share Image
The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, I throw them out because I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say I'm a bi**h? Well a bi**h is a dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The Orator persuades and carries all with him, he knows not how; the Rhetorician can prove that he ought to have persuaded… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
The Gospel which we possess was not given to us only to be admired, talked of, and professed - but to be… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
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What you are looking to create is a positive, happy life: the more you intend that your thoughts are positive and happy,… — Tony Burroughs Copy Share Image
It's funny. I don't really think of us as TV presenters. I think of TV presenters as responsible people who show children… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
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“Are you two you know?" Jacob pointed at us. " Together? Together? " I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Why would you let me know before unfollowing me? You're making it easier for me to track you down and murder you. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left… — A Josland Copy Share Image
The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It's only afterwards that it becomes anything like a story at all. When you're telling it, to yourself or to someone else. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
It's funny in the U.K., where I'm not really known because I never did a soap. My English cousins in the Lake… — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
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