When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He that sympathizes in all the happiness of others, perhaps himself enjoys the safest happiness. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is setting the prisoner free, only to find out that the prisoner was me. — Corrie Ten Boom Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
When a wicked and unworthy subject annoyed the Sultan of Turkey or the Czar of Russia, he had his head cut of… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Police arrested 2 youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one & let the other off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“There never was a man with such a face as yours, unless it was your father, and I suppose he is singeing… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Playing scales is like a boxer skipping rope or punching a bag. It's not the thing in itself; it's preparatory to the… — Barney Kessel Copy Share Image
Sometimes we forgive others simply because we still want them in our life. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's true: What one person might consider 'hate speech,' another might consider to be harmless, or even funny. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When I was little sticking my tongue out was like giving some one the middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The world in which we live is the only world about which our senses can testify. — Abraham Flexner Copy Share Image
For better or worse, intelligence can come to nothing when emotions hold sway. — Daniel Goleman Copy Share Image
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to. — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you don't have anything to say, your photographs aren't going to say much. — Gordon Parks Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another way of approaching the thing is to consider it unnamed, unnameable. — Francis Ponge Copy Share Image
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Im not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
