Once you go great, you never go good..You never go back, even if you could.. — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I stood among them, but not of them: in a shroud of thoughts which were not their thoughts. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Olgun! Wake up!" Her mind was filled with a sense of self-righteous and vaguely drowsy protest. "Sure you weren't, she needled at… — Ari Marmell Copy Share Image
Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny,… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
Success is the next best thing to happiness, and if you can't be happy as a success, it's very unlikely that you… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
“I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I can play a cat lady. I can't put my foot down and refuse to play anything but playing the perfect, well-adjusted… — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
What they say about a breakthrough is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
This is old, therefore it is good”; the other says, “This is new, therefore it is better. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
Pro-gas-ti-na-tion¦ Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas prices will actually go down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A critic is someone who meddles with something that is none of his business. — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya. — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
It's not what happens to us that defines us. It's what we choose to do with what happens to us that defines… — Elizabeth Smart Copy Share Image
I no longer believed in the known God of the Bible, but rather in the mysterious God expressed in nature. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
History is often not what actually happened but what is recorded as such. — Henry L. Stimson Copy Share Image
