“For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop.” — J.A. London Copy Share Image
Boy: HI Girl: Hello Boy: is your name flora? Girl: nah why? Boy: because you're butters LOOOOOOOOOOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage. — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
I feel that I owe a lot to SpongeBob and all Bikini Bottom for helping me figure out what I thought was… — David Dobrik Copy Share Image
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The policemen agreed they were living with a most peculiar fellow. One moment he was reading classical literature in the original French… — Ben MacIntyre Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“That is a horrid temptation to put before a man who is forbidden to make vigorous movements,” he said. “Is it really?”… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
One has to arrive at a specific temperature, at which the objects become malleable. — Georges Braque Copy Share Image
They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter. — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
When I seek another word for 'music', I never find any other word than 'Venice' — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Why do people say available,actually they are not pertaining to...this is Bullshit!!” — Nikhil Deshpande Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
We've all got an identity. You can't avoid it. It's what's left when you take everything else away. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the middle of a Filipino chat fight is not where you want to be!:) xD — TreasurePrincess Copy Share Image
Saving a file as 'dyjjyggffj', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez Copy Share Image
There are more than 21 eBook channels already. Authors can’t possibly get to these and do what they do best. — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
More often than not, anger is actually an indication of weakness rather than of strength. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
I support cloning. After all, I cant be everywhere at once when I rule the world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
