There's never been a better time than now to start or accelerate a greentech venture. — John Doerr Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your ass is like a wallet without cash, jeans without pockets... flat and useless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're trying to inspire us...on TWITTER. I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this funny. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
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You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you.… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
'SIT AND STUDY' - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere. :P — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
It's funny because 'Felicity' didn't have a huge following, but the following it did have is hugely devoted, so people who are… — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
All beings exist ultimately in a condition of inner enlightenment. Enlightenment is in all things. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Tell me what time you spend alone with God... and I'll tell you how spiritual you are. — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
“Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.” — Natalia Kills Copy Share Image
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Patience pays off for sure, you just need to be a little bit more Patient. — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
When youre at someones house: Normal people: What a lovely house! Me: Whats your wifi password? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I use to hate my name because it sounded funny. Now, I love my name because it is taken serious. by MTRJ — Merle Rutledge Jr Copy Share Image
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high Where knowledge is free … — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
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