Usability rules the web. Simply stated, if the customer can't find a product, then he or she will not buy it. — Jakob Nielsen Copy Share Image
Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that can't be a coincidence, can it? — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Happiness consists not of having, but of being. It is a warm glow of the heart at peace with itself. — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always… — Calista Flockhart Copy Share Image
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“He’s not that smart.” “She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.” “Right,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. “What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!” “Who… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..*… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Have I come at a bad time?" she managed to say without guffawing. I believe I said something on the order of… — Jeffrey Cohen Copy Share Image
“How do you want me to give you that warning?” he added, grinning. Sweat rolled down his chiselled back and he wagged… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Please accept my friend request because based on your name, city, and photo, I'm certain we're soul mates — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
They could have been removed. They could have been hidden. They could have been destroyed. — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many To-morrows, my Love, my Love, There is only one To-day. — Joaquin Miller Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
Since I'm giving you guys advice,can you amazing people give me advice on something..? Please(: ~ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have something else to ask you, to ask every American. I ask you to pray for this great nation. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
What I ought to do and what I feel like doing are seldom the same thing. — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
I know i can, be what i wanna be, if i work hard at it, I'll be where i wanna be — Nas Copy Share Image
